Saturday, January 17, 2009

Gazan Clairvoyance

I'm going to dust off my crystal ball and make a prediction for the immediate future of Gaza: Obama will bring peace to Palestine. Now, don't take this as an endorsement of the man or his policies. Rather, it's likely such a strategem was developed well in advance of the first Palestinian child to be showered with white phosphorus.

I believe Israel cut a deal with the US some time ago, a deal to the effect of: "sure, sacrifice as many Palestinians as your Jewish wargod / Zionist supremacism demands, but get your licks in while Bush is still in office. The world detests the Texan, so his rep can't fall any lower. Once Obama takes office though, you'll be required to let him "solve" whatever crisis you create. And hey, we'll get the door for you on your way out, seeing as it's Saturday and all."

See, this way the Israelis get what they want; lots of dead Arabs, and the US gets what it wants; at least partly restored international relations. The foreign policy capital Obama will earn from "bringing" peace to the region will then be spent on securing allies for the next big push... Most likely Iran.

The Gaza massacre (13 to 1100 casualties is no "war") has been cynically timed to the end of year media lull as well as the presidential changeover, that much is obvious. I believe "peacebringer" Obama is the immediate surprise in store however. Sing his praises, ye faithful.

Assuming the war doesn't immediately escalate and spread through the region, give this claim a month or three.


Anonymous said...

Yes, the Jews timing couldn't have been more opportunistic - right smack bang between the presidential results being announced and the new prez taking office. For a race that was so recently brutalised during WW2 they have short memories of what happened to the Nazis as a result of their "fervour"
The best Obama can do is threaten to stop supporting & selling them A1M1's, AH-64 & F-16C's if the politicos don't get their puffy white asses round a table to sort out their differences instead shooting from the hip each time one side farts.

Anonymous said...


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Anonymous said...

By The Emperor, this is the best blog I've have ever seen. Dante, I don't know if you're going to continue with your writing, but I think you should. You tell the truth, and in such awesome way, that you should write a book(I would buy it without a second thought). Or start a website or something.
Seriously, the articles are dead-on, and combining them with His Holy Word just increases the effect. I hope to see more articles, and I hope that you haven't given up on the blog completely.
Best of luck and don't forget to
venerate the Immortal Emperor.

Ha'kol Ni'slach said...

I tip my hat to your silver tongue; you truly are a cunning wordsmith. Unfortunately, however, at the end of the day you are still nothing more than an uneducated bigot

Anonymous said...

@ Ha'kol Ni'slach...
Judging by your username it seems Dante struck a nerve - hence your brief albeit weak rebuttal. Don't you like to hear that the jews have themselves spawned into the very monsters that everyone accused their historic persecutors of being? A simple Google search of "Israeli war crimes" turns up enough verifiable instances to make any hardened genocidal maniac blush.
I pity your and your brethrens souls if there is indeed a "second coming" and he keeps His word and wreaks terrible judgement the very people he trusted to uphold His values.
So no matter how you translate it, the enactment of Amos 3:2 is going to hurt:
New American Standard Bible:
"You only have I chosen among all the families of the earth; Therefore I will punish you for all your iniquities."
GOD'S WORD Translation:
Out of all the families on earth, I have known no one else but you. That is why I am going to punish you for all your sins.
King James Bible:
You only have I known of all the families of the earth: therefore I will punish you for all your iniquities.

Have hell...

Anonymous said...

@ anonymous 20/3/2010 -

"His word and wreaks terrible judgement the very people he trusted to uphold His values."

Not really, the jews we're dealing with are fake, they are not descended from the Jews of the bible at all. (Google Khazars to read more about them).

Therefore I would say to Ha'kol Ni'slach and his ilk:

"I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan. Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer . . . be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life. . . . Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee. Revelation 2:9-10, 3:9."

Anonymous said...

Honestly! Quoting a 2000 year old, iron age religion to what end? Both Muslims and Jews, standing on their unreasonable religious hypothesis deserve their fates. The Emperor has the correct answer after all, even though he is as imaginary as the gods.